Mmmm, minty mints

Mints. I love mints.

But why are they so addictive? One is never enough. Must have more.

It doesn't matter if they're Pascal's Curiously Strong mints, Eclipse Blackcurrant Mints or even Minties.

And why do they make me sneeze? And, worse than that, why on earth do they give me wind?

Yet despite all the downsides I can't help buying and eating more of them.

They're obviously more addictive than crack and cigarettes combined.

Sorry - I just had to put it out there...